BRENDA SONG STARRING IN NEW A FILM, CALLED ”LITTLE SISTER” :

The film’s title was announced at the CANNES FILM FESTIVAL. As said by the film’s distribution company:

The film is based on the earliest telling of the Cinderella story, from ancient China. Brenda is the storyteller.
It will be shown at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival – which is a huge deal… Cannes is huge and really popular. It’s a theatrical film which means it will be released in the cinemas. The language of the film is English – according to IMDB. Brenda is also starring in THE SOCIAL NETWORK – which is predicted to win an Oscar.

Brenda is also the face of Little Caesar’s Pizza according to the NNDB, which is also a HUGE deal.. it’s like winning an Oscar.. Brenda is getting paid around 1-6 million for the endorsement deal. She is the latest endorser of Little Caesars Pizza. She is the first Disney star to ever get an endorsement deal this big.

Brenda is starring in another theatrical film titled Boogie Town which will be released in cinemas this year too.

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Source: The Spoof

Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo’s 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade.

The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with the early 60s song “Sukiyaki” which she sang with Taylor Swift and Tila Tequila under the group name Swift-Tequila-Song.

Miss Song has been one busy little beaver, no pun intended. Back in January she starred with Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter in the movie The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue.

Last month Brenda received Ecuador’s coveted Mira Mira Award for her portrayal of Yvonne Young, the rock and roll singer who meets and falls in love with Dolly Parton’s character Holly Hung, but not in anywhere near a gay way of course.

The Angelina (Ann) Coulter character, Tonya Tongue, becomes Yvonne Young’s diction coach, after she decides to try out for the lead part in Annie Get Your Gun and Your Britches and Go Out and Shoot Some No Account Varmint.

Song recently told Larry King that her biological mother Carrie Ann Inaba had made her swear, at the tender age of two, that she would never reveal the fact that they were mother and daughter.